Taking a cue from Tee, I’m just gonna fire off some random facts about myself.
- I’m only 5′6″. I used to have a complex about that. Then I saw all the taller cats shopping in the limited corner of the store known as the ‘Big & Tall’ section. Then I was cool.
- I love cheese. I put cheese on damn near everything. Like, if I make a sandwich, I’ll put two slice within the sandwich and another slice of cheese on the outside. I have a habit of just walking around eating slices of cheese by themselves at will.
- When I was waaay young, I once got in trouble for the following:
a) opening and sniffing a bottle of Seagram’s Gin.
b) eating some Apple Jacks out of the garbage. I was hungry and they were directly on top. No way did I dig in the garbage to get them.
c) telling my Dad that I wished he was Michael Jordan.
(There’s tons more of these that I may share later on.)
- I’ve never been arrested for anything. That’s quite a feat considering I’m a 24 year old black male. Somebody’s looking out for me.
- I sold my car to prepare myself to live in NYC. So I pretty much walk everywhere, except when it’s too far.
- Cartoons relax me. Not like, Family Guy and shit. But Looney Toones, The Jetsons, and whatever else they put on Boomerang.
- I think pre-Dr. Doolittle Eddie Murphy is a comedic genius.
- If somebody disses Jay-Z, I don’t give them a chance. Even if I liked their music before, after that, I quit them cold turkey.
I could do this all night, but it’s 5am. Sorry.
6 responses so far ↓
BreY // January 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
for real cheese is that shit. Mature cheddar all day.
Erica // January 4, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Yo Yo I love you what your doing keep it up…you gotta do something on my designs!
Jay & Just on Komi : Know the Ledge // January 5, 2009 at 1:20 am
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E-Rich // January 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yeah, I’m 5′7″ and everyone used to get on me, then I started getting stocky around 11th grade. I always eat single squares of cheese too! I used to eat cheese sandwiches and my mom thought I was crazy.
Atari // January 8, 2009 at 12:30 am
I’ve gotten in trouble for eating M&Ms from the garbage (and I didn’t go digging for that shit either).
Oh, and Eddie Murphy: Raw might be the greatest stand-up movie (aside from Pryor’s stuff) EVAR.
Bena Shad // January 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ur so crazy-Im about to start a new blog on my blogger page and talk about how backpackers wearing wranglers is fuckin wack! ;o)