Who I Is

January 4, 2009 · 6 Comments

Taking a cue from Tee, I’m just gonna fire off some random facts about myself.

- I’m only 5′6″.  I used to have a complex about that.  Then I saw all the taller cats shopping in the limited corner of the store known as the ‘Big & Tall’ section.  Then I was cool.

- I love cheese.  I put cheese on damn near everything.  Like, if I make a sandwich, I’ll put two slice within the sandwich  and another slice of cheese on the outside.  I have a habit of just walking around eating slices of cheese by themselves at will.

- When I was waaay young, I once got in trouble for the following:

a) opening and sniffing a bottle of Seagram’s Gin.

b) eating some Apple Jacks out of the garbage.  I was hungry and they were directly on top.  No way did I dig in the garbage to get them.

c) telling my Dad that I wished he was Michael Jordan.

(There’s tons more of these that I may share later on.)

- I’ve never been arrested for anything.  That’s quite a feat considering I’m a 24 year old black male.  Somebody’s looking out for me.

- I sold my car to prepare myself to live in NYC.  So I pretty much walk everywhere, except when it’s too far.

- Cartoons relax me.  Not like, Family Guy and shit.  But Looney Toones, The Jetsons, and whatever else they put on Boomerang.

- I think pre-Dr. Doolittle Eddie Murphy is a comedic genius.

- If somebody disses Jay-Z, I don’t give them a chance.  Even if I liked their music before, after that, I quit them cold turkey.

I could do this all night, but it’s 5am.  Sorry.

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